< rant>
Someone please explain to me why is it that when I order orange juice at brunch I get a thimble sized glass? Is there some secret way to order a normal sized person order of orange juice? If so, what is it? Because $4.95 for a swig of juice is redic.
All I want with my blueberry pancakes is some (a decent amount of) orange juice! Why is this such a crazy request? You know what? I think I am just going to start carrying around my own carton, nay, JUG of orange juice out to brunch. It will be the start of a movement – give us juice or give us death! OK, not death, but you know, something serious like that.
If I ever open a brunch spot there will be unlimited juice. UN. LIMIT. ED. Also, pancakes. You heard it here first.
< /rant>